George Hayes
Age: 20
Wingman/Tinkerer
Description: George is essentially Luigi to Adam, except Adam and George are not brothers. George is second-in-command, and is quite interested in mechanical things. He also enjoys a good hour or two playing MMOs, even though the prices are skyrocketing and everytime he tries playing World of Warcraft he has to shell out more of his retirement fund in order to stay playing. He doesn’t mind, though, as he once claimed, “The only thing better than waiting for your retirement is starting it right now.”
George is often the butt of some of Ay’s more ingenious pranks because of his not so tough exterior.


